Thursday, February 25, 2010

Guess who, what, where, and why??

Last Night....

Ice cream with all the fixin's
Good Grub

Grizzlies Vs. Stockton ThunderCorona in a Can??
Candy and Veggies!! The best of both worlds!!

I got invited to go see the Utah Grizzlies play Hockey... We got to sit in a suite, and were treated to Good grub and treats galore... Even ice cream with all the fixin's... The fridge was stocked as well... Have you ever heard of Corona Beer in a Can???
Thank you Chuck E. Cheese girls and Mr. Sysco Man!!! Thank you Trudy, Erik, and Grandma Connie for playing with my kids, so I could go play for a couple of hours!! And a special thanks to to the West Valley Police ;)

Love the Grandma

Yesterday I was in my Grandma's neighborhood, and decided to stop by for a suprise visit. She was so happy to see me, and was tickled pink for a visitor.

I had brought my lunch, and shared it with her...

Love you Grandma T.

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

More Guess what!!??

Guess where I am at? And.... Can you guess how much cash is in this picutre??
Who's legs?

Guess what and who this is??

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Guess what this is???

I just had to post another random pic...

New Game.... Guess what this is???

Here is a little game I call, "Guess what this is???" I will post a random pictures, and you, Yes YOU, have to guess what, who, where, it is....
This is gonna be fun!!!

*Rules and regulations, of this game, can and may be changed at any given time...
Thank ya!!

New Kicks...

I Heart these shoes!!!!

Spring Has Sprung!!

Hey Kids!! It's my favorite time of year... SPRING!! although it's still the end of February and the air is still a bitter chill... I looked at my little flower bed, and pop, goes the earth with my favorite flowers... I planted these last year. Can't wait to see them in full bloom!! (come on warmer weather)

Friday, February 19, 2010

Fun Fact Friday!!

You might be a "Utahan" if.......
You keep your clothes in "Chester Drawers"
You don't pronounce T's in the middle of words. (Moun'n, Lay'n)
If there is a G at the end of a word you treat it as if it were silent.
You know what Fry Sauce is made of.
You go to the duck pond to feed the Seagulls.
Green Jell-o with cabbage mixed in doesn't seem strange.
You can pronounce Tooele.
The U is not just a letter - Neither is the Y.
You have actually eaten funeral potatoes.
You've gotten both heat and frost burns off your car's door handle in the same month.
You are not surprised to hear words like "Darn", "Fetch", "Flip", "Oh, My Heck" and "Shoot".
Your tulips get snowed on three times after they come up and twice more after they bloom.
The largest liquor store is ran by the state government.
You can go skiing and play golf on the same day.
30% humidity is muggy and almost unbearable.
Somewhere in your family tree is a polygamist.
You know the difference between a 'Steak House' and a 'Stake House'.
You've broken down on the highway and somebody stops to help you
You can see the stars at night
You have a bumper sticker that says "Families are Forever."
You were an aunt or uncle before you were three.
Your spouse's mother was pregnant at your wedding.
Your family considers a trip to McDonalds a night out.
Your kids believe the deer hunt is a national holiday.
You consider a temple recommend a credit reference.
At least two of your salad bowls are at the homes of neighbors.
You wonder why fire truck drivers honk when you drive 35 mph in the left lane on the freeway.
There is a similarity between a ward basketball game and the LA riots.
You think Jack Daniels is a country western singer.
You negotiate prices at a garage sale.
You can make Jell-O salad without the recipe.
You've heard about BYU football in a testimony meeting.
You have two gallons of ice cream in your freezer at all times.
Your father-in-law thinks Ronald Reagan was a liberal or a member of your family wrote in Lavell Edwards for president in the last election.
Hotel rooms all have a Book of Mormon.
You buy your wardrobe at the local grocery superstore.
Schools stay open, even if two feet of snow falls over night, but closes for the opening of hunting season.
People wear shorts and T-shirts if the temperature rises above 32 degrees
The most popular public transportation system is a ski lift.
In-state college football rivalries are bigger than the Super Bowl.
You don't have to breathe cigarette smoke until you walk outside a building.
Every driveway has a minivan and a pickup truck.
When you buy a new vehicle, cigarette lighters are optional equipment but ski racks are standard.
More movies are filmed in your town than in Hollywood .
You make a toast with red punch at your wedding reception.
You have more raw wheat stored than some Third World countries.
Your idea of a wild party is a six pack of Pepsi and a PG-13 movie.
You and all your friends come to your mother for a haircut in her kitchen.
You actually get half of these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Utah

Kid's Zone

If you are looking for something fun and "dirt" cheap to do... Go to Valley Fair Mall out in West Valley. (We call it Ghetto Fair Mall) ha ha ha They have a Kids Zone that has a free play place for kids and toddlers, and arcades for the bigger kids... Last night me and Erin Cole took our kids to play.... It was great!! We even got some shopping in... Yippeee!!!

Thursday, February 18, 2010

The Best Chili Cook Off...

New Mexico Chili Cookoff
If you can read this whole story without laughing, then there's no hope for you.
I was crying by the end. This is an actual account as relayed to paramedics at a chili cook-off in New Mexico . Note: Please take time to read this slowly. If you pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third judge is even better.
For those of you who have lived in New Mexico , you know how true this is. They
actually have a Chili Cook-off about the time Halloween comes around. It takes up a major portion of a parking lot at the Santa Fe Plaza . Judge #3 was an inexperienced Chile taster named Frank, who was visiting from Springfield , IL .
Frank: “Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off.. The
original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there
at the judge's table, asking for directions to the Coors Light truck, when the call came in. I was assured by the other two judges (Native New Mexicans) that the chili wouldn't be all that spicy; and, besides, they told me I could have free beer during the tasting, so I accepted and became Judge #3.”

Here are the scorecard notes from the event:
CHILI # 1 - MIKE'S MANIAC MONSTER CHILI Judge # 1 -- A little too heavy on the tomato. Amusing kick. Judge # 2 -- Nice, smooth tomato flavor. Very mild. Judge # 3 (Frank) -- Holy crap, what the hell is this stuff? You could remove driedpaint from your driveway. Took me two beers to put the flames out. I hope that's the worst one. These New Mexicans are crazy.

CHILI # 2 - EL RANCHO'S AFTERBURNER CHILI Judge # 1 -- Smoky, with a hint of pork. Slight jalapeno tang. Judge # 2 -- Exciting BBQ flavor, needs more peppers to be taken seriously. Judge # 3 -- Keep this out of the reach of children. I'm not sure what I'm supposed to taste besides pain. I had to wave off two people who wanted to give me the Heimlich maneuver. They had to rush in more beer when they saw the look on my face.

CHILI # 3 - ALFREDO'S FAMOUS BURN DOWN THE BARN CHILI Judge # 1 -- Excellent firehouse chili. Great kick. Judge # 2 -- A bit salty, good use of peppers. Judge # 3 -- Call the EPA. I've located a uranium spill. My nose feels like I have been snorting Drano. Everyone knows the routine by now. Get me more beer before I ignite. Barmaid pounded me on the back, now my backbone is in the front part of my chest. I'm getting sh*t-faced from all of the beer.

CHILI # 4=2 0- BUBBA'S BLACK MAGIC Judge # 1 -- Black bean chili with almost no spice. Disappointing. Judge # 2 -- Hint of lime in the black beans. Good side dish for fish or other mild foods, not much of a chili. Judge # 3 -- I felt something scraping across my tongue, but was unable to taste it. Is it possible to burn out taste buds? Sally, the beer maid, was standing behind me with fresh refills. This 300 lb. Woman is starting to look HOT ... Just like this nuclear waste I'm eating! Is chili an aphrodisiac?

CHILI # 5 - LISA'S LEGAL LIP REMOVER Judge # 1 -- Meaty, strong chili. Jalapeno peppers freshly ground, adding considerable kick. Very impressive. Judge # 2 -- Chili using shredded beef, could use more tomato. Must admit the
jalapeno peppers make a strong statement. Judge # 3 -- My ears are ringing, sweat is pouring off my forehead and I can no longer focus my eyes. I farted, and four people behind me needed paramedics. The contestant seemed offended when I told her that her chili had given me brain damage. Sally saved my tongue from bleeding by pouring beer directly on it from the pitcher. I wonder if I'm burning my lips off. It really ticks me off that the other judges asked me to stop screaming. Screw them.

CHILI # 6 - VARGA'S VERY VEGETARIAN VARIETY Judge # 1 -- Thin yet bold vegetarian variety chili. Good balance of spices and peppers. Judge # 2 -- The best yet. Aggressive use of peppers, onions, garlic. Superb. Judge # 3 -- My intestines are now a straight pipe filled with gaseous, sulfuric flames. I crapped on myself when I farted, and I'm worried it will eat through the chair. No one seems inclined to stand behind me except that Sally. Can't feel my lips anymore. I need to wipe my butt with a snow cone.

CHILI # 7 - SUSAN'S SCREAMING SENSATION CHILI Judge # 1 -- A mediocre chili with too much reliance on canned peppers. Judge # 2 -- Ho hum, tastes as if the chef literally threw in a can of chili peppers at the last moment. **I should take note that I am worried about Judge #3. He appears to be in a bit of distress as he is cursing uncontrollably. Judge # 3 -- You could put a grenade in my mouth, pull the pin, and I wouldn't feel a thing. I've lost sight in one eye, and the world sounds like it is made of rushing water. My shirt is covered with chili, which slid unnoticed out of my mouth. My pants are full of lava to match my shirt. At least during the autopsy, they'll know what killed me. I've decided to stop breathing. It's too painful. Screw it; I'm not getting any oxygen anyway. If I need air, I'll just suck it in through the 4-inch hole in my stomach.

CHILI # 8 - BIG TOM'S TOENAIL CURLING CHILI Judge # 1 -- The perfect ending, this is a nice blend chili. Not too bold but spicy enough to declare its existence. Judge # 2 -- This final entry is a good, balanced chili. Neither mild nor hot. Sorry to see that most of it was lost when Judge #3 farted, passed out, fell over and pulled the chili pot down on top of himself. Not sure if he's going to make it. Poor fella, wonder how he'd have reacted to really hot chili?Judge # 3 -- No report.

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Happy Valentines Day!!

Here are my three Valentines!! They are my hearts!! I couldn't have had a more perfect Valentine's day!!! I love my babies... Brayden cut off his hair for me... Kelson tickled my back... and Kenny kissed me all over my face.... Thank you Beauties!!

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Wednesday morning Funny

So... Every morning I drop my boys off to school... They hop out, yell to their buddies, and start walking into the school. Brayden always turns and flashes the "I love you" sign with his hand (ASL sign) and Kelson never flashes me anything.. He's a big boy and doesn't care for that kind of Sappy gesture... BUT TODAY... Brayden flashed his usual "I love you" and Kelson turns around and flashes me the "shocker".... oh my!!! IF you don't know what the shocker is, don't go asking your mom :)

Weekend fun

So... This weekend was great!! Last day of Jr. Jazz... Our little buddy Evan came to play... Got me some satelite tv.... Birthday Blast... Superbowl... Love and hugs... and a whole lot of fun!!

The kids played "homeless" children... I had some boxes that were in my carport, and my two little ones, and their cute buddy used them as beds... They were so fun to watch, and listen to them conversate about being homeless... They were so innocent... I couldn't help but snap a picture.

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Kelly's Birthday Weekend fun!!

WOAH!! What a birthday!! I am now officially 30 something!! haha (31) My kids were sweet and didn't fight the whole day... My mom made a cake and we each took turns blowing out the candles... Even Emery and my mom made wishes... Then I was wisked away by my awesome friends... They suprised me with a Hotel room full of birthday ballons and decorations!! They are so awesome!! The rest of the night is History!! We had a blast!!
Oh!!! I heard the Saints won the superbowl!!
Thank you everyone for the birthday wishes and suprises!! I truly feel loved and am greatful for such awesome friends who help me stand on my own two feet everyday!! Love ya!!

Friday, February 5, 2010

Fun Fact Friday!!

· There is a regulation size half-court where employees can play basketball inside the Matterhorn at Disneyland.

· Life Savers got their shape by a malfunctioning machine, which mistakenly punched a hole in the center of each candy.

· A snowflake can take up to a hour to fall from the cloud to the surface of the Earth.

· Hostess Twinkies were originally filled with banana filling. The filling was changed during World War II when the United States experienced a banana shortage.

· 72% of Americans sign their pets' names on greeting cards they send out.

· Albert Einstein never knew how to drive a car.

· 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

· Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.

Birthday Gifts Galore

I have already gotten some of the funnest things for my birthday... Today my desk, at work, was decorated and had some cute things on there as well.. Thanks Julia!! I am excited to play this weekend!! I can't wait!! Have a wonderful weekend!!!

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Washing the Washing Machine

I washed my washing machine and dryer... They look so sparkly clean and brand new again...
Looking for Help with my laundry!! Pay will be determined by experience. Will train.
Ha ha ha =0)

Have an Awesome Wednesday!!

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Orange you glad???

Thank you!!!! They were so so Yum-o!!!

Ground Hog Day!!

PUNXSUTAWNEY, Pa. – The groundhog has spoken. And it's bad news.
Punxsutawney (puhnk-suh-TAW'-nee) Phil has emerged to see his shadow before chilly revelers in Pennsylvania, meaning winter will last another six weeks.
German tradition holds that if a hibernating animal sees its shadow on Feb. 2 — the Christian holiday of Candlemas — winter will last another six weeks. If no shadow is seen, legend says spring will come early.
The Inner Circle of the Punxsutawney Groundhog Club annually announces Phil's forecast at dawn on Gobbler's Knob, about 65 miles northeast of Pittsburgh.
Phil's announcement came before hundreds of onlookers who huddled as temperatures hovered in the teens.
The Groundhog Club says since 1887 Phil has predicted more winter weather by seeing his shadow nearly 100 times, but there are no records for nine years.
This was in Yahoo news this morning... Not such good news!! Someone needs to cover his eyes!! ha ha ha

Monday, February 1, 2010

Sunday Funnies

This is what happens after the kids come home from church, and have stripped out of their sunday clothes...